Weetaholic

(Simple, repetitive 8-bit synth melody starts)

**(Monotone, robotic 8-bit voice repeats):**

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

(Tempo slightly increases)

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

(Synth melody becomes slightly more frantic)

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

(Tempo slows down again)

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

**Weetabix**, **no milk**.

(Music fades out with a final, drawn-out 8-bit tone)