[verse 1]
If you drive a Silverado
I bet you think it’s nifty
But if you move to Montgomery county gotta get an F-250
[Chorus]
Get it jacked up
Get a train horn
Get you an xm satellite subscription play those country songs
Like Merle Haggard!
Brooks & Dunn!
Now you’re ready for Montgomery county and havin lots of fun
[verse 2]
We pledge allegiance to the flag
And we go to church on Sunday
But we don’t drive no electric trucks
Cause they don’t like to get muddy
Down to the river or riding the lines
No place that it can get me
That’s how it’s done in Montgomery county gotta get an F-250
[chorus]
Get it jacked up
Get a train horn
Get you an xm satellite subscription play those country songs
Like Merle Haggard
Brooks & Dunn
Now you’re ready for Montgomery county and havin lots of fun
[bridge]
Back roads
Mud holes
A trailer with the old John Deere
Tesla’s fine in San Diego
won’t get you no where here
[Final Chorus]
Get it jacked up
Get a train horn
Get you an xm satellite subscription play those country songs
Like Merle Haggard
Brooks & Dunn
Now you’re ready for Montgomery county and havin lots of fun
[end with]
Montgomery County