[Epic beat box intro]
[Record scratching in background]
[Ease into verse]
Verse:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Really angry]
I’m not mean I’m just green, you don’t wanna see me when I’m ANGRY! I SMASH, I BASH, I CRUSH YOU ALL TO MUSH! I’m da Hulk, I charge Nd barge, Smash Nd Crash, I’M THE HULKSTER!
Verse:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Really Loud and angry]
I DON’T SCREAM I ROAR, You Soar when da HULK JUMPS INTO da team! I’M THE HULK, I’M PURE BULK, I’M GREEN BUT I AIN’T MEAN I’M JUST ANGRY!
[Record scratch solo ease into chorus]
CHORUS:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Voice 2: Bruce Banner]
[Argumentative]
I’M ALWAYS ANGRY!
SMASH
CRASH
DASH
ROAR
WALLOP
I’m DA HULKSTER! NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY! ARGGHHH!
Verse:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Angry and enthusiastic]
Stand behind me, keep me raging, I’ll smash em to dust den throw dem a party! Smash em! BASH em! Now it’s time to break dem doors in!
CHORUS:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Voice 1: Bruce Banner]
[Argumentative]
I’M ALWAYS ANGRY!
SMASH
CRASH
DASH
ROAR
WALLOP
I’m DA HULKSTER! NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY! ARGGHHH!
BRIDGE:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Powerful]
Bruce is just loosey, too scrawny Nd screwy, speaks too much Nd blabbers now I think he’s gunna blubba. Banner says stuff dat makes me wanna squish his puny head, he sound like this.
[Voice 1: Bruce Banner]
[superior]
[Sarcastic]
“We’re doing the basic science for everyone”
Oh Hulky you’re so dim, how you even relative?
[Voice 1: Bruce Banner]
[Dark]
[scientific chatter in background]
I can rap science like I’m a gangster rapping a dis, so no I’m gonna go dark and pop a cap in my head then I won’t have to listen to the drone of your moans, you don’t wanna get me angry,
[Mocking]
SMASH, BASH, CRASH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, your not even a higgs bosson, not sure what dats suppose to mean!
CHORUS:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Voice 2: Bruce Banner]
[Argumentative]
I’M ALWAYS ANGRY!
SMASH
CRASH
DASH
ROAR
WALLOP
I’m DA HULKSTER! NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY! ARGGHHH!
VERSE:
[Voice 2: Bruce Banner]
[Dismissive]
Ok big boy just take a time out, here give that Loki a shout, ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO take CHARGE!
VERSE:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Frustrated]
[angry]
PUNY BANNER HE’S A SPANNER HULK ALWAYS IN CHARGE! And Loki is too scared, don’t see him anywhere!
CHORUS:
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Voice 1: Bruce Banner]
[Argumentative]
I’M ALWAYS ANGRY!
SMASH
CRASH
DASH
ROAR
WALLOP
I’m DA HULKSTER! NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY! ARGGHHH!
[End with beatbox battle]
[Energised to indifferent]
[Voice 1: THE HULK]
[Voice 2: Bruce Banner]