[Verse]
Deck the halls they say oh no not today
Candy hearts and roses why won’t they go away
Snowflakes fall but they don’t melt my mood
Two days a year that ruin my groove
[Prechorus]
It’s not the cheer it's not the lights
It’s not the love that’s oversupplied
[Chorus]
Christmas and Valentine’s I just can’t stand
Take your jingle bells and Cupid’s hand
All the others they’re just fine
But those two—they cross the line
[Verse 2]
Silent nights are loud with forced joy
Stuffed stockings filled with useless toys
Chocolate hearts and overpriced bouquets
Two holidays that won’t leave my brain
[Prechorus]
It’s not the snow it’s not the gifts
It’s the pressure wrapped up in myths
[Chorus]
Christmas and Valentine’s I just can’t stand
Take your jingle bells and Cupid’s hand
All the others they’re just fine
But those two—they cross the line