Manic Mondays

Alarm clock yelling, a drill sergeant’s howl

Pillow’s still warm, dreams dismount like a cow

Coffee drip slow, like molasses on the prowl

Shower too cold, steam’s ghost won't allow

Socks mismatch, huntin' for a match

Egg yolk busted, plate lookin' detached

Bus rollin' by, I’m stuck in dispatch

Monday’s a bully, my rhythm gets snatched

Manic Mondays, mood on shuffle

Brain in a bubble, life’s a hustle

Manic Mondays, I’m in the tussle

Grinding the grind while dodging the trouble

Desk chair squeaks, a symphony of doom

Emails stacking, towers of digital gloom

Boss breathes fire, calls me a buffoon

Clock tick slow, feels like I’m in a tomb

Lunch break prison, microwave screams

Leftovers taste like last week’s dreams

Tuna in the air, coworkers’ schemes

Cube walls close in, I’m busting at the seams

Manic Mondays, mood on shuffle

Brain in a bubble, life’s a hustle

Manic Mondays, I’m in the tussle

Grinding the grind while dodging the trouble