Intro – Mock Voice]
“Thank you for calling hell, my name’s Jake, how may I ruin your day?”
Yeah. Let’s go.
[Verse 1]
Woke up mad, punched the fridge for no reason,
Same clothes on, been wearin’ ‘em all season.
Phone ringin’ off — yeah, must be the reaper,
He said “you still broke?” I said “bro, even deeper.”
[Hook]
“How may I help you?” — not at all,
I’m just tryna smoke and ignore your call.
“How may I help you?” — not today,
I’m on break from life, now please go away.
[Verse 2]
Boss talkin’ loud, I just nod my head,
Thinkin’ ‘bout sleep and two slices of bread.
Gas light blinkin’, car barely alive,
But the aux still bumpin’, that’s how I survive.
[Hook]
“How may I help you?” — not a chance,
I’m too busy tryna find some pants.
“How may I help you?” — with what?
If life’s a show, I already fucked it up.
[Outro]
Yeah, customer service from the pit of despair,
Hold music playin’, but nobody care.
“How may I help you?” — man, I can’t,
I’m just a ghost in a hoodie and some sweatpants.