[Verse]
Sirens wail, egos inflate, squad car parade
Chest puff patrol, flexin' fake charades
Clipboard warriors, rulebook crusade
Think they Zeus, but it’s just a flash grenade
Steel-toed boots on a power trip stroll
Actin’ like kings with a neighborhood toll
But the crown’s paper mache, watch it fold
Their badge a sticker, glitter’s gettin’ old
[Chorus]
They ain't law, just ordinance enforcers
Paper tigers, not courtroom endorsers
Flash that badge, but the truth exposes
Not laws, just rules, their power decomposes
[Verse 2]
Parking lot prophets, chalk stick messiahs
Ticket pad tyrants, clipboard pariahs
Fake authority with suburban papayas
A lawless mirage, their bluff’s on fire
“Violation, sir,” with a puffed-up chest
But the ordinance don’t put the law to test
Fakin’ like sheriffs, but they ain’t the best
Just clerks with a flashlight, nothin’ to arrest
[Bridge]
They bark, but their bite’s all foam
A dog with no leash, no bone
No gavel, no court, no throne
Just shadows of power they don’t own