The Panic Disco

(Intro - Fast drum beat, bright synthesizer)
One, two, check my pulse, it’s a wreck!
(Anxiety!)
It's just my anxiety!
(Verse 1)
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed (but it's the only side I got)
Got a mental traffic jam inside my head (and I’m driving a toy car)
It's 3 AM and I’m googling: "Do I have a third kidney?"
When I just drank too much coffee, don't think I can win me—
A moment of peace, no, I’m chasing the ghost
Of a thing I didn't say, but now I’m toasted.
I told the waiter "you too" when he said "Enjoy your meal"
Now I’m moving to Alaska, yeah, that’s just how I feel!
(Pre-Chorus - Rising energy)
My knee is doing the cha-cha, I’m trembling like a leaf
Is it an elephant on my chest? It’s a very tiny thief!
Stealing all my breath, yeah, I’m shaking in my boots
Got a thousand crazy thoughts playing "who-knew-who!"
(Chorus - High energy, danceable, anthemic)
Oh! Somebody’s watching me, it’s my anxiety!
Dancing on the ceiling while I’m screaming, "Please, just let me be!"
It’s a panic! It’s a riot! It’s a panic-disco-night!
I can’t shake it off of me, shake it, shake it off of me
Yeah, I’m doing the anxiety boogie!
(Verse 2)
My friends are saying "relax" while I’m analyzing a comma
In a text I sent to Brenda, now I’m dying from the drama
I’m checking all the locks, check the stove, check the sink
I haven’t left my house in days, what will the neighbors think?
They think I’m vibing to a song, no I’m doing the stress-dance
Trying to find my calm in a pair of skinny pants!
(Pre-Chorus)
My knee is doing the cha-cha, I’m trembling like a leaf
Is it an elephant on my chest? It’s a very tiny thief!
Stealing all my breath, yeah, I’m shaking in my boots
Got a thousand crazy thoughts playing "who-knew-who!"
(Chorus - High energy, danceable, anthemic)
Oh! Somebody’s watching me, it’s my anxiety!
Dancing on the ceiling while I’m screaming, "Please, just let me be!"
It’s a panic! It’s a riot! It’s a panic-disco-night!
I can’t shake it off of me, shake it, shake it off of me
Yeah, I’m doing the anxiety boogie!
(Bridge - Music slows down to a bassline/snap, comedic delivery)
Wait...
Did I turn the coffee pot off?
...I don’t even own a coffee pot.
Deep breath in
Deep breath out
...Why is it getting hot in here?
(Guitar/Synth Solo - Upbeat and chaotic)
(Final Chorus - Max energy, ad-libs)
Somebody’s watching me! It’s my anxiety!
Dancing on the ceiling while I’m screaming, "Please, just let me be!"
It’s a panic! It’s a riot! It’s a panic-disco-night!
I can’t shake it off of me, shake it, shake it off of me
Yeah, I’m doing the anxiety boogie!
(Outro)
(Dancing in my head, I’m dancing in my head)
Yeah, keep it quiet, keep it quiet...
(Just kidding, it’s loud)
Anxiety!
(Cha-cha-cha)

120-128 BPM (Upbeat pop/dance)
Vibe: Catchy, chaotic, fast-paced. Panic! At The Disco, male