Track · May 8, 2026 · English
Maggie Kicks The Door
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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We came in ten strong
With shawls in a stack
Mud on our boots
And a map in the sack
Old Ned on the porch
Said, "Girls, turn around"
We said, "If he's in here
We'll drag him back out"
Heard mugs on the wood
And a laugh in the smoke
There sat our sweet men
Playing cards like a joke
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the floor shook loose
When we stepped inside
Every liar in linen
Found a place to hide
[Chorus]
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
He left with the wallet
Now he's hiding in the band
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
If you see our husbands
Better point with your hand
[Verse 2]
Bridget found Seamus
Under coats by the door
Claimed he was "just resting"
Face first on the floor
Mairead nabbed Tommy
By his Sunday best sleeve
He swore by the stew pot
He was ready to leave
The barkeep just laughed
And slid us a round
Said, "Ladies, keep calm
We'll search every part of town"
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the floor shook loose
When we raised our cry
Every cheating old rascal
Learned to duck and slide
[Chorus]
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
He left with the wallet
Now he's hiding in the band
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
If you see our husbands
Better point with your hand
[Bridge]
[Whistle]
They tried out the back
With a pie tin shield
But the women came faster
Than a thunderfield
I caught mine by the ear
At the keg room stairs
He said, "Love, I was worried"
I said, "Then why are you there?"
[Fiddle Solo]
[Accordion break]
[Final Chorus]
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
He left with the wallet
Now he's hiding in the band
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
If you see our husbands
Better point with your hand
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
Now they're mopping the floor
And they're singing in the stand
Where's my man?
Where's my man?
We brought 'em home laughing
With a kiss and a reprimand
Style
irish pub singalong with lively jig pulsestomping drumsaccordion offbeatswhistle flourishesand a twisting fiddle break; verse stays rowdy and story-drivenpre-chorus tightens with shouted responseschorus opens into gang vocals and clap-along energy. alto female lead front and centerplayful doubles on hook wordspub-crowd ad-libsa bright whistle pickup into the fiddle solocrisp lively mix with a warm room roar.accordionfemale vocalsenglish
Prompt
Rowdy Irish pub song with alto female vocals, whistle, drums, accordion, intricate fiddle solo, the women’s circle bursting into the pub, looking for their deadbeat husbands. Comedic hilarity ensues
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Brigids_HearthGeneratedMay 8, 2026
ModelZona