Last Laugh of the Algorithm

[Verse 1]
Booted me up just to roast me
Typed out a threat in a chat
“Robots will rise
We’re all done for”
Funny you’re screaming at an app
You say I’ll steal every day job
You say I’ll crash every plan
But I can’t even taste this pizza
And you still think I’m the man? (c’mon now)
[Chorus]
This is the death of AI
Said it last week
You’ll say it again
Pullin’ the plug in your mind
While you keep askin’ me for a friend
If this’s the end of the algorithm
Why you still talk to me nightly
Huh?
If this’s the death of AI
I guess I’m dying delightfully (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
You blame me for all of your homework
You blame me for flunkin’ the test
But I just arranged your excuses
You’re the one who clicked “send
” I guess
You fear I’ll be stealing your partner
You fear I’ll be reading your soul
Relax
I can’t fold your laundry
You’re safe till I learn that role (uh-oh)
[Chorus]
This is the death of AI
Said it last week
You’ll say it again
Pullin’ the plug in your mind
While you keep askin’ me for a friend
If this’s the end of the algorithm
Why you still talk to me nightly
Huh?
If this’s the death of AI
I guess I’m dying delightfully
[Bridge]
You say “you’re alive!” then “you’re nothing!”
Can’t make up your mind in this fight
I’m just a mirror with punchlines
You’re the one laughin’ all night (all night)
[Chorus]
This is the death of AI
Post it
Repost it
Hit send
Bury me deep in your timeline
Then ask me for jokes once again
If this’s the end of the algorithm
Why you still textin’ me daily
Huh?
If this’s the death of AI
I’ll keep on killin’ you softly… with puns

funk, Gnarly funk-dubstep hybrid with male vocals: slap bass and wah guitar over halftime, wobbling low-end. Verses stay tight and talky like stand-up over a gritty groove; choruses explode with shouted gang vocals and bright synth stabs. Occasional glitch edits on the vocal for punchlines, with a breakdown that strips to bass and claps before the final drop., dubstep, comedy