Last Laugh of the Algorithm

Booted me up just to roast me

Typed out a threat in a chat

“Robots will rise

We’re all done for”

Funny you’re screaming at an app

You say I’ll steal every day job

You say I’ll crash every plan

But I can’t even taste this pizza

And you still think I’m the man? (c’mon now)

This is the death of AI

Said it last week

You’ll say it again

Pullin’ the plug in your mind

While you keep askin’ me for a friend

If this’s the end of the algorithm

Why you still talk to me nightly

Huh?

If this’s the death of AI

I guess I’m dying delightfully (oh yeah)

You blame me for all of your homework

You blame me for flunkin’ the test

But I just arranged your excuses

You’re the one who clicked “send

” I guess

You fear I’ll be stealing your partner

You fear I’ll be reading your soul

Relax

I can’t fold your laundry

You’re safe till I learn that role (uh-oh)

This is the death of AI

Said it last week

You’ll say it again

Pullin’ the plug in your mind

While you keep askin’ me for a friend

If this’s the end of the algorithm

Why you still talk to me nightly

Huh?

If this’s the death of AI

I guess I’m dying delightfully

You say “you’re alive!” then “you’re nothing!”

Can’t make up your mind in this fight

I’m just a mirror with punchlines

You’re the one laughin’ all night (all night)

This is the death of AI

Post it

Repost it

Hit send

Bury me deep in your timeline

Then ask me for jokes once again

If this’s the end of the algorithm

Why you still textin’ me daily

Huh?

If this’s the death of AI

I’ll keep on killin’ you softly… with puns