Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, feeling a bit grim
A tiny paper cut, right on my limb
Reached for the bottle, a bubbly delight
Turned that small owie, surprisingly bright!
A fizz and a foam, a miniature show
Is this a science experiment, or just for my toe?
(Chorus)
Oh, hydrogen peroxide, you bubbly sensation
Cleaning up messes, with effervescent elation!
From scraped knees to countertops, a versatile friend
The fizzing and bubbling, it just doesn't end!
You're not just for boo-boos, you're a cleaning machine
The unsung hero, a bubbly, clean dream!
(Verse 2)
My laundry was looking a little bit drab
A stubborn spaghetti stain, what a blab!
A splash of the magic, a whir in the wash
Now my whites are so bright, they make my eyes squish!
Decided to try it, on my dental routine
My mouth's feeling fresh, like a sparkling latrine! (Disclaimer: please don't actually do this)
(Chorus)
Oh, hydrogen peroxide, you bubbly sensation
Cleaning up messes, with effervescent elation!
From scraped knees to countertops, a versatile friend
The fizzing and bubbling, it just doesn't end!
You're not just for boo-boos, you're a cleaning machine
The unsung hero, a bubbly, clean dream!
(Bridge)
They say you can lighten, a lock of your hair
But I ended up looking, like a shocked polar bear!
My cat looked at me, with a judgmental stare
"Human, what have you done? It's beyond all compare!"
So I'll stick to the basics, the cuts and the stains
Less dramatic experiments, to avoid all the pains!
(Chorus)
Oh, hydrogen peroxide, you bubbly sensation
Cleaning up messes, with effervescent elation!
From scraped knees to countertops, a versatile friend
The fizzing and bubbling, it just doesn't end!
You're not just for boo-boos, you're a cleaning machine
The unsung hero, a bubbly, clean dream!
(Outro)
So next time you're stuck, with a mess or a cut
Reach for the peroxide, and give it a strut!
A bottle of bubbles, a truly grand sight
Hydrogen peroxide, making everything bright!
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