Well I woke up this morning and looked down to find,
My dick don't work he's gone and left me behind
I got a case of blue balls and it's getting hard for me,
'Cept I can't get hard because my dicks hard to see
Chorus:
Woah, woah, woahhhh,
My dick don't work
Woah, woah, woahhhh,
I cant even jerk