Golden Relief

Rushin' down the hallway

Feet slap tiles like a drumline parade

Bladder screamin' like a banshee in the dark

Pressure buildin' sparkin' fireworks in the park

Oh sweet release sweet golden relief

Floodgate open drownin' my grief

Feel it flow feel it stream feel it sing

This is the joy only nature can bring

Stall door creaks like a haunted house moan

The porcelain throne my sacred zone

Hands pressed to the wall like a preacher's plea

Eyes rollin' back I'm finally free

Ain't no fame ain't no crown

But I swear I could take the whole world down

Oh sweet release sweet golden relief

Floodgate open drownin' my grief

Feel it flow feel it stream feel it sing

This is the joy only nature can bring

Rivers run rivers hum rivers dance in the sun

Gravity pulls me down but man I've won

Every drop a symphony every drip a hymn

I'm a king of this moment in the restroom's dim