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Flabbergasted fluber fubar exotic drama dancer shakes that money maker and her leg fell off. Caught me totally off guard. It spilled my drink. She offered a free dance and breakfast at i hop with her. I'm amazed blown away. Flabbergasted at it
Ihop really with a one-legged stripper buying me dinner. I feel like a winner of a fukked up contest. Impressed at life tonight.
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It all started with a stripper and her peg leg. Dinner at ihop I don't know if I should be ashamed. Or get a trophy. I'm speechless. Don't know what to think. My girl thought it was funny. Keeps saying arrr matty she somehow managed to get me a eye pach already. What the actual fukk. She funny little bunny. My girl she cool rather make fun of me then get mad. Love that about her.
So I'm gonna hop along with my stripper friend and her peg leg. It's got a kick stand man I can't make this up. Laughing at life. Funny things happening.
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Flabbergasted fluber fubar exotic drama dancer shakes that money maker and her leg fell off. Caught me totally off guard. It spilled my drink. She offered a free dance and breakfast at i hop with her. I'm amazed blown away. Flabbergasted at it
Ihop really with a one-legged stripper buying me dinner. I feel like a winner of a fukked up contest. Impressed at life tonight.
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Hopped over to the house to interduce her to my world. Said they can do the 3 legged race together. Now there insulted. Wow. They mad teaming up on me. They only have 3 leg's to stand on haha now I can't stop. So back to it. I said wibble wobble hop around a subject. I was thinking about the leg thing intact it's all I've been thinking. What cool fun on Halloween. And pranking some people I know see if they pass-out haha aparrently nobody likes my senses of humor.
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Flabbergasted fluber fubar exotic drama dancer shakes that money maker and her leg fell off. Caught me totally off guard. It spilled my drink. She offered a free dance and breakfast at i hop with her. I'm amazed blown away. Flabbergasted at it
Ihop really with a one-legged stripper buying me dinner. I feel like a winner of a fukked up contest. Impressed at life tonight.
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So this is how my girl became friends with a 1 legged stripper. Crazy now they both clown but get mad if I play Pranks back. I keep stealing her handicap stickers for better parking. Another thing thay thought wasn't funny. I mean I've been entertained laughing alot lately. My girl i can see it in her eyes she's hurting not laughing at what I've said. I'm dead haha
MAC Cracker. 
