Sloth Twerk Surprise

[Verse 1]
Slow day at the zoo today
Sippin’ on a smoothie
Halfway bored
Then I see a fuzzy earthquake
Shakin’ in the middle of the boardwalk floor (whoa)
Little gray fur
Big back end
Cheeks in the air like it’s weekend trends
Blink once
Blink twice
Can’t look away
Is that sloth tryin’ to throw it my way?
[Chorus]
That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo
I was not ready at all
So awkward
So awful
So perfect
I straight up slipped and I stalled
I gasped
I choked
Then I toppled
Arms all flailin’ as I fall
That sloth twerk surprise got me
Rollin’ on the floor of the hall (oh no)
[Verse 2]
Crowd gathers like a traffic jam
Phones out
Kids scream “gram it
Gram!”
Sloth’s face calm like a yoga class
But that booty got a mind
Got a mind
Got a mind of its own
Zookeeper drops his snacks
Grandma’s wig slides halfway back
I’m laughing so hard
Can’t even breathe
Then my feet say “bye” and escape from me
[Chorus]
That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo
I was not ready at all
So awkward
So awful
So perfect
I straight up slipped and I stalled
I gasped
I choked
Then I toppled
Arms all flailin’ as I fall
That sloth twerk surprise got me
Rollin’ on the floor of the hall (ha-ha)
[Bridge]
Why you movin’ like a broken clock?
Tick… tock… tick… drop (hey!)
Why my dignity just packed its bags
Took one look and walked
If embarrassment was cardio
I’d be super fit by now
All because a lazy little legend
Tried to shake that tail with style (ooh yeah)
[Chorus]
That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo
I was not ready at all
So awkward
So awful
So perfect
I straight up slipped and I stalled
I gasped
I choked
Then I toppled
Arms all flailin’ as I fall
That sloth twerk surprise got me
Rollin’ on the floor of the hall
[Outro]
So if you hear a tiny thump
From the nearest leafy tree
It’s just my clumsy spirit
Doin’ that sloth twerk dance with me (oh yeah)

Upbeat comedy-pop with bouncy bass, bright ukulele chops, and goofy cartoon sound effects. Tight, silly male vocals, lots of ad-libs and giggles. Choruses explode with gang shouts and claps, bridge drops to half-time with exaggerated pauses to sell each punchline., comedy