

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Slow day at the zoo today Sippin’ on a smoothie Halfway bored Then I see a fuzzy earthquake Shakin’ in the middle of the boardwalk floor (whoa) Little gray fur Big back end Cheeks in the air like it’s weekend trends Blink once Blink twice Can’t look away Is that sloth tryin’ to throw it my way? [Chorus] That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo I was not ready at all So awkward So awful So perfect I straight up slipped and I stalled I gasped I choked Then I toppled Arms all flailin’ as I fall That sloth twerk surprise got me Rollin’ on the floor of the hall (oh no) [Verse 2] Crowd gathers like a traffic jam Phones out Kids scream “gram it Gram!” Sloth’s face calm like a yoga class But that booty got a mind Got a mind Got a mind of its own Zookeeper drops his snacks Grandma’s wig slides halfway back I’m laughing so hard Can’t even breathe Then my feet say “bye” and escape from me [Chorus] That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo I was not ready at all So awkward So awful So perfect I straight up slipped and I stalled I gasped I choked Then I toppled Arms all flailin’ as I fall That sloth twerk surprise got me Rollin’ on the floor of the hall (ha-ha) [Bridge] Why you movin’ like a broken clock? Tick… tock… tick… drop (hey!) Why my dignity just packed its bags Took one look and walked If embarrassment was cardio I’d be super fit by now All because a lazy little legend Tried to shake that tail with style (ooh yeah) [Chorus] That sloth twerkin’ in slow-mo I was not ready at all So awkward So awful So perfect I straight up slipped and I stalled I gasped I choked Then I toppled Arms all flailin’ as I fall That sloth twerk surprise got me Rollin’ on the floor of the hall [Outro] So if you hear a tiny thump From the nearest leafy tree It’s just my clumsy spirit Doin’ that sloth twerk dance with me (oh yeah)
Tags
Upbeat comedy-pop with bouncy bass, bright ukulele chops, and goofy cartoon sound effects. Tight, silly male vocals, lots of ad-libs and giggles. Choruses explode with gang shouts and claps, bridge drops to half-time with exaggerated pauses to sell each punchline., comedy
3:11
No
4/5/2026