Not Right's Wild Ride

Hey, watch out, here comes Not Right!

Bustin' his loud little laugh, get ready for your time to be wasted

Bryan Perkins, the man they warn ya 'bout

Always complainin', never feelin' right now

Berps loud as thunder, makin’ a scene

Got 22% of his heart — that's a mean machine

Nosey as a hawk, sneakin’ through the cracks

Sly as a snake, watch your back

But when he’s rollin’, yeah, he's got that charm

Decent dude, but only when he means harm

Oh, Not Right, sing it loud, loud, loud

Bitchin’ ‘bout the world, ain't too proud

Laughin' funny, sneaky too, oh

Watch your step when he's close, you know

He’s got a joke, a sly remark

Can make you laugh or get you in the dark

Always fussin’, never passin’ by

But he’s a decent guy when he's feelin’ high

Nosey as a hawk, sneakin’ through the cracks

Sly as a snake, watch your back

But when he’s rollin’, yeah, he's got that charm

Decent dude, but only when he means harm

Oh, Not Right, sing it loud, loud, loud

Bitchin’ ‘bout the world, ain't too proud

Laughin' funny, sneaky too, oh

Watch your step when he's close, you know

He’s a puzzle, a trouble, a funny disguise

Got a heart that’s broken down but still surprisin’ eyes

You never know if he'll be nice or mean

That’s the man, the myth, the Not Right machine

So if you see him comin’, better brace yourself

Bryan Perkins, loudest man I’ve ever felt

He may be tricky, he may be sly

But he keeps the party turnin’ high

Yeah, Not Right, he’s a wild ride!