[Intro - Speaking]
First off... My friends,... Don't risk losing your job... Don't risk catching a case and getting arrested... But got dammit anyway...
[Verse]
Manager talkin shit co-workers actin bitch/Listen here fuck all ya'll introduce you to my fists/Every time I clock-in I feel them all eye fucking me/You monitoring spirits fuck off and quit sucking me/The fuckery and micro aggressive type shit/Head back home find your wife's lips salivating some plumber man's dic/Shut the fuck up in the break room with the gossip and the jokes/That's why I spend my 30 outside even when I don't have to smoke/All that got damn starin I swear if you don't greet me while you're lookin/Don't tell me if I'm fuckin up the job the shit ain't that important/Don't get me started on those pussies who think they're in charge when they're not/Don't help me if I didn't ask for it or get hit with a cinder block (got dam)/Money is the motivation my only friend at work/So if you don't like me then go back to pre school you jerk/Take some Scooby snacks with you and still get the hell up off your phone/Pussy you ain't scaring shit leave that bully shit alone
[Outro - Speaking]
I hope God forgives me but I swear to fucking God if these clowns don't stop playing with me right now man... Ya'll..., Remember what I said in the intro?..., I said punch your manager and or your co-worker... Nah... Just kiddin... Don't do that shit... Keep your job my friends... Don't let them move you out your element you know?... So fuck them. And fuck them dumbass customers for those of us who have to deal with dumbass customers... Shoutout to the favorite co-workers though. (favorite co-workers though.). I love you motherfuckers... Just remember... Money is my only friend here. (Money is my only friend here.).
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