[Verse 1]
Sheriff Paco rides in
Boots on the main street dust
The whole town’s holding breath
By the clock at Rusty’s Trust
Paquito’s at the plaza
With a grin and paper wrap
Stacks of burritos towering
Like a challenge on his lap
[Pre-Chorus]
Paco tips his hat low
Eyes on that warm disguise
Pacos Tacos by his side
But something here don’t rise
[Chorus]
Paco’s Tacos, hold your fire
Paco’s Tacos can’t retire
Paquito’s burritos
Got the whole town slow
Paco’s Tacos, stay so still
Paquito’s burritos
Won that hill
[Verse 2]
He reached for his six-shooter
Then he heard the crowd go “hey”
One bite from that spicy steam
Sent the lawman back a day
Beans and smoke like thunder
Salsa bright as midday sun
Even old Judge Flores said
“Son, that one has won”
[Pre-Chorus]
Paco’s jaw just dropped
Like a sign on a swinging door
He tried to square his shoulders
But he wanted one more
[Chorus]
Paco’s Tacos, hold your fire
Paco’s Tacos can’t retire
Paquito’s burritos
Got the whole town slow
Paco’s Tacos, stay so still
Paquito’s burritos
Won that hill
[Bridge]
Then Paquito laughed out loud
Offered one to the law
Paco took that first warm bite
And the whole town lost its draw
No more dust-up, no more shame
Just napkins on the floor
Sheriff Paco raised a grin
And asked for ten burritos more
[Final Chorus]
Paco’s Tacos, drop your pride
Paco’s Tacos take that ride
Paquito’s burritos
Ran the whole town slow
Paco’s Tacos, bow that hill
Paquito’s burritos
Win that kill
Paquito’s burritos
Paquito’s burritos
Paquito’s burritos
Got the whole town slow