Doctor

Doctor

I have a problem

I came move my Vowels

I get crazy stomachaches

Please help me

I feel I am dying

Sometimes

I have to stick the finger to do number 2

Doctor

I through a lots of farts

But they don’t have any smells

But every body faces change when I do it

Let see throughout couples of farts

Bum Bom

Preeeeepreepree

Troooo

Ruuuuuu

You see, they don’t smell

Sir I think you need

A big surgery

Good do it please

But the constipation we can solve it

With some pills

But the smell

You need a freaking

Nose surgery

Immediately

Your farts stinks

Take this pills come back in two weeks

I set you up for nose surgery

Doctor

Thank you

I don’t know what I do with out

You be

Ok

Go

Don’t shit your pants

Stay home for the first week until

You get empty out

You got shit

Accumulated for more than 40 years

We got to flush your intestine

To restart your guts

Doctor

This means I be able to do number 2

Regular

That be amazing

No more farting

In public

Just don’t do it in my office again

Please

Take care of yourself

I See you in a month

Do what I tell you

Or you be using pampers next time

See you Later

Doc

See you later

Mr.