[Verse]
Big red tie too long to hide
Golden tower ego wide
Grabbed the mic and said absurd
Every speech a mangled word
[Chorus]
The art of the gaffe
The king of the laugh
Truth takes a bath
In the art of the gaffe
[Verse 2]
Covfefe storms at midnight call
Walls so big they'd never fall
Sharpies bending hurricane lines
Fact check’s drowning in the brine
[Prechorus]
What is fake
What is real
Does it break
Do you feel
[Chorus]
The art of the gaffe
The king of the laugh
Truth takes a bath
In the art of the gaffe
[Bridge]
Two Corinthians walk into a bar
Bone spurs dodge a battlefield scar
Tremendous words but nothing to say
Windmills cause cancer
Have a nice day