[Verse]
Medics whine and cry all night
Pee their pants when they take flight
Smell so strange it's not all right
What a sight in the moon's soft light
[Verse 2]
Can't handle blood or broken bone
They scream so loud then start to moan
Their pants are wet they'll never own
The courage it takes when all alone
[Chorus]
Oh the tragic cries of a medic
So dramatic and pathetic
Never cool calm or collected
Their fears should be expected
[Verse 3]
They shy from shadows every time
Trip on wires in their prime
Think they're heroes what a crime
Scared of needles and of grime
[Bridge]
Lost in the chaos they fall apart
Palms are sweaty racing heart
Peeing pants isn't very smart
From the game they should depart
[Chorus]
Oh the tragic cries of a medic
So dramatic and pathetic
Never cool calm or collected
Their fears should be expected