Ummm....
ahhh...
I'm at a window, suffocating myself with a Hello Kitty pillow... smile or I'll make you (SMILE) cry more, MORE (MORE) (MORE)
hold it in longer. Chew some gum and make me faint, never to wake up. I'm so obsessive that I can't be without YOU for a minute.
If anyone comes close, they'll know my murder methods so they can't get close to you. If they hug you, I'll smother them with the plants from the school garden. If they kiss you, they'll kidnap you and remove your limbs one by one to cook them in soup. If they give you love letters, I'll kill them and bury them until the worms eat them. Follow my orders if you don't want to die, and don't say my orders if you want to die. You're mine, only MINE and no one else's. I may sound like a local, but it's the truth (ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh)