“KIDS DON’T LISTEN (BUT THEY ALWAYS WANT SOMETHIN’)”
(Comedy Hip-Hop Version)
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INTRO (talking ad-libs over beat):
"Yo! You ever tell your kids to clean the room?
They act like you speakin' Spanish… but say 'let’s go'
and they beat you to the car. This for all y’all!"
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HOOK (Catchy – crowd chant vibe)
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’ (facts!)
“Take out the trash!” (what?)
But they run when the fun in (skrrt!)
New iPhone, new J’s, new drip –
Dollar Tree bag? “Ew, what is this?!”
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’!
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VERSE 1 (Rap)
7 A.M. – I’m knockin’ on doors,
“Get up for school!” – they stuck on the floor.
Room smell funky, socks on the ceiling,
I talk ten times – they don’t catch no feelin’.
Homework? “Later!” Trash? “Later!”
But TikTok dance? They the new creator.
Cut off the Wi-Fi, now I’m Darth Vader,
Netflix gone? Man, here come the haters.
I said “clean yo’ room!” – they say “why?”
But want them Jordans like they gonna fly.
House look wild – but the second I say,
“We goin’ to the mall,” boy, they Usain!
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HOOK
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’ (facts!)
“Take out the trash!” (what?)
But they run when the fun in (skrrt!)
New iPhone, new J’s, new drip –
Dollar Tree bag? “Ew, what is this?!”
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’!
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VERSE 2 (Rap – funnier)
Soon as the Wi-Fi lag, they panic,
“Dad, the internet broke!” like it’s Titanic.
“Mom, I need cash!” “What for?” “A hoodie.”
Price tag crazy like the world got money!
Ask ‘em for help, they play Houdini,
But text “Who want ice cream?” – immediately seen-y!
They got selective hearing, it’s a real condition,
I swear to God, it’s a worldwide tradition.
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BRIDGE (Call-and-response)
Parents: “Didn’t I tell you clean that room?!”
Kids: crickets
Parents: “Didn’t I say take out the trash?!”
Kids: crickets
Parents: “We goin’ to Disney!”
Kids: “I’M READY!!!”
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HOOK (Big, final)
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’ (facts!)
“Take out the trash!” (what?)
But they run when the fun in (skrrt!)
New iPhone, new J’s, new drip –
Dollar Tree bag? “Ew, what is this?!”
Kids don’t listen (nah!)
But they always want somethin’!
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OUTRO (talking, beat fading):
“You better be that fast when it’s time to do them dishes!”
“I’m cuttin’ the Wi-Fi off next time.”
“All kids everywhere – y’all the same!”
KalCityMusic
