She looked me in the eye with a devilish grin
She said, "Baby, tonight we are breaking all the rules
You can finish wherever you want, let the fun begin
Just tell me the target, you beautiful fool."
I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong
I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are
I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water
Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."
She looked a little confused, said, "You can't be serious
The sink is full of grime and the spoons are floating there"
I said, "I've never been more serious, it's so mysterious
Adding my own special sauce to the sink's affair."
I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong
I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are
I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water
Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."
It's a cocktail of soap and spaghetti sauce
A warm and bubbly, dirty paradise
I'm mixing it up, no time to pause
Yeah, it's a sight that you just can't despise
I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong
I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are
I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water
Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."
[Outro]
She told me I could come anywhere I wanted
So I chose the dirty dish water
Don't worry baby, I'll help you with the chores
Just as soon as I finish in the dirty dish water.