Dirty Dishwater

She looked me in the eye with a devilish grin

She said, "Baby, tonight we are breaking all the rules

You can finish wherever you want, let the fun begin

Just tell me the target, you beautiful fool."

I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong

I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are

I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water

Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."

She looked a little confused, said, "You can't be serious

The sink is full of grime and the spoons are floating there"

I said, "I've never been more serious, it's so mysterious

Adding my own special sauce to the sink's affair."

I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong

I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are

I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water

Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."

It's a cocktail of soap and spaghetti sauce

A warm and bubbly, dirty paradise

I'm mixing it up, no time to pause

Yeah, it's a sight that you just can't despise

I said, "Baby, I know exactly where I belong

I'm aiming for the basin where the greasy plates are

I'm gonna bust a nut in the dirty dish water

Yeah, I'm gonna come in the dirty dish water."

She told me I could come anywhere I wanted

So I chose the dirty dish water

Don't worry baby, I'll help you with the chores

Just as soon as I finish in the dirty dish water.