[Verse 1] You threw my boots out in the yard Burned my letters in a pan on the porch Screamin’ how I broke your heart While your new man hid in his Ford You said you’d marry him come Sunday If the preacher could ignore your dress Baby That ain’t white That’s whiskey And some ketchup from the Waffle Nest (oh yeah) [Chorus] This is our true redneck love story Duct-taped dreams and busted trucks Shotgun vows in a gravel parking lot Flip-off halos and crooked luck You say you’re leavin’ Say you’re done with me But you’re cussin’ in my T-shirt Hair a mess We kiss We fight We wreck We laugh Put more mud on your wedding dress [Verse 2] Your mama’s on the phone Breathin’ fire Sayin’ I’m the reason that you “lost your way” But she’s sip-tippin’ from a travel mug In the front pew every Wednesday You hurled my ring into the cornfield Swore you’d never touch me again Then you tripped on that old beer crate Fell right back in my arms Talkin’ ’bout “just friends” (mm-hm) [Chorus] This is our true redneck love story Duct-taped dreams and busted trucks Shotgun vows in a gravel parking lot Flip-off halos and crooked luck You say you’re leavin’ Say you’re done with me But you’re cussin’ in my T-shirt Hair a mess We kiss We fight We wreck We laugh Put more mud on your wedding dress [Bridge] One hand on a Bible One on a flask You wink at me Say “don’t you ask” Preacher says “speak now ” your ex pipes up You toss rice and a beer can Tell him “tough” (hey!) [Chorus] This is our true redneck love story Duct-taped dreams and busted trucks Shotgun vows in a gravel parking lot Flip-off halos and crooked luck If lovin’ you’s a crime Then lock me up I’ll carve your name in my cell I guess We kiss We fight We ride We crash Laughin’ hard at this hopeless mess Yeah We kiss We fight We ride We crash Put more mud on your wedding dress

folk, Dark outlaw country with deep raspy-baritone male vocals; dusty acoustic guitar front and center, loose brushed snare, loping upright bass. Verses stay low and conversational, small room reverb; chorus swells with gravelly harmonies and a faint church-organ pad. Occasional slide guitar swirls between lines, final chorus pushed with extra grit and a half-yelled ad-lib, acoustic, outlaw country, tone, emotional, deep, redneck

Mud on Your Wedding Dress