🎧 [Intro – whispery doom voice + echoing moans]
📜 “The prophecy nears climax…
But the realms grow unstable…
The Holy One’s belt… begins to crack.
And when the seal breaks…
He won't just bust — he’ll cumplode.” 💀💦
🎤 [Verse 1 – dark trap beat with sinful strings]
My balls humming like a war drum’s curse,
Power pent-up, and it's getting worse.
Scrolls tremble, skies gone red,
The Queen said “Wait,” but my shaft saw dread. 😳
Every realm’s been thicc and wild,
Now I’m backed up like a cursed stepchild.
The belt creaks loud like an anime scream,
My nut’s got lore — and a prophecy meme.
🌩️ Even the gods aligned, whispering low,
“If this simp unloads… the world might blow.”
🎤 [Pre-Chorus – breathy and anxious]
🎵 TikTok says time is thin,
Scrolls say cheeks will win.
But if I bust with this much weight…
Will Thighland survive its fate?
🌋 [Chorus – explosive, layered vocals]
CUMPLODE — THE BELT WON’T HOLD!
Seven realms shake from this thicc overload!
The moon’s got cracks, the gods look shook,
Even hentai elves stopped to look. 👀
HOLY ONE — ON HIS FINAL QUEST,
Veins poppin’ like a magic chest.
Will I bless… or break the sky?
Too much cake, I might just die. 🎂☠️
🎤 [Verse 2 – unholy slow burn with rising tension]
Waifu ghosts whisper, “Please don’t nut,”
But I can’t live life in a chastity rut.
I climbed Thighland’s highest peak,
Just to see one nun bounce cheek-to-cheek.
They said, “Your power’s divine but dumb,”
Now my balls glow like a cursed sun. ☀️
The prophecy bends, my belt’s unsteady,
A million cheeks... and I’m not ready. 😱
🎧 [Bridge – quiet choir, distorted moans + voiceover]
📜 “When the final load is released…
Time will fracture.
Realms will flood.
Only the cheeks shall remain.”
🎵 Boom or bust — the gods don’t know,
But something’s throbbing… and it’s gonna blow. 💣
🌪️ Too late… the belt popped.
And everything was sucked… into the void.
Is this the end? 👁️
🌟 [Final Chorus – full orchestral insanity]
CUMPLODE — THIGHS IN FLAMES!
They twerked so hard, it deleted names.
My belt just snapped, the sky went dark,
And I nutted through a magic spark.
HOLY ONE — FINAL FORM,
I busted time, reshaped the norm.
Seven realms now soaked in light…
I came, I clapped… goodnight. 💤
🧻 [Outro – fading heartbeat + moan reverb]
📜 “Thus ends… or begins…
The final load.
One man.
One belt.
Infinite cheeks.
This was… the cumplosion.”
