Music Intro: Confident, driving rock beat, mischievous edge.)
(Verse 1 - Stranger)
Months have passed since their laughter died down,
Since I was the punchline, the fool of this town.
They called me the 'Stranger,' so easily played?
Well, revenge is a dish that this hairdresser's made!
My Photoshop skills, once a source of my shame,
Are now the sharp tools to win their little game!
(Chorus - Stranger)
Oh, "Will They Fall For It?" – your tagline so neat?
Well, I'm flipping the channel, can't be beat!
A new crisis is brewing, so epic, so dire!
And I'm the sole hero to put out this fire! (Or so you'll believe, when I stoke it up higher!)
(Verse 2 - Stranger)
I "leaked" the dark tidings, with "evidence" so grim,
Of the "Quasar Quack-Beasts" from the galaxy's brim!
With laser-beam honkers and feathers of dread!
The Queen started wailing, "We're all gonna be dead!"
Producers turned pasty, the planet in fear,
"Oh, Stranger," they cried, "you must save us, my dear!"
(Chorus - Stranger)
Oh, "Will They Fall For It?" – your tagline so neat?
Well, I'm flipping the channel, can't be beat!
A new crisis is brewing, so epic, so dire!
And I'm the sole hero to put out this fire! (Or so you'll believe, when I stoke it up higher!)
(Bridge - Stranger)
They’re building strange altars, wearing helmets of tin,
Shaped just like my hairdo, "to let good luck flow in!"
I'm holding press conferences, looking so grave,
While cackling inside at how they all behave!
(Verse 3 - Stranger - The Big Reveal)
The "Quack-Beasts" arrived! The alarms screamed so loud!
I gathered the Queen and her terrified crowd.
Stood on the platform, then let out a clear, ringing, "PSYCH!"
"My dear Queen, and viewers... you've all bought my hype!
No Quack-Beasts, no danger, no cosmic despair,
Just the Stranger with Hairdo, laying your own prank bare!"
(Outro - Stranger)
So, "Will They Fall For It?" How's that taste on your tongue?
This Stranger's revenge has been satisfyingly sung!
(Sound of mic drop, then the Stranger's triumphant, slightly maniacal laugh fades out.)
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