So it’s hump day I’m not trying to be thirsty weeks only halfway through but no promises when it’s Thursday we already knew it makes goody go wild in the best not the worst way so I’m here to reconcile this note before you curse me like “dammit goody this is too much enough already stop getting bored and readin the dictionary. I think you used all the words. It’s a little scary and absurd. Why don’t you just gangbang someone already come back with that story”
Well gang bangs they can be fun and I always learn something new for me but I’m always afraid I’ll get back and it will burn when I pee and yeah, I’ve done some things pretty wild. It’s true though I’m unassuming and boring probably done more than you someday I’ll tell you those stories but they have their truth. The point of it being the road they took me down. It was broken covered in tokens but it led right to you and I don’t wanna go down it again. I don’t want more girlfriends or guys to chill with and I’m not trying to be more of a star than Stripchat. Don’t wanna be a porn star. It sounds fun but forget that anything that might take me away from the craziest show under the sun performing daily for free back behind H-E-B that’s all the entertainment I need. Don’t even have to bring snacks. She’s got everything I need to put in my mouth. In fact it’s delicious just makes her more attractive. Plus she’s so active. Can’t get bored unless she passes out on the floor in the other room and I just spent all night making more things to sell in my store.
Just checked the count and holy shit I’ll have to amend the title remove the word quick but if you didn’t know by now, thought that was the end maybe I’m not as good a friend as I thought but I think not you seem to know a lot. at at least you know more than most for sure but I still call it the tip of the iceberg and I’m tryin real hard and starting to panic don’t wanna end this note to you referencing the Titanic or I could give it that shamalan conspiracy theory twist our impending wreck never happened didn’t exist just a myth by those looking to confuse your mind. I’m just looking to confuse your sense of time. I’m a stop now so you don’t say “fuck there’s more lines.”
I’ll just go in the kitchen cupboard find the spice Find the ginger cover it and butter till it’s cumin. “No, you didn’t” “Yes, I did” , You know dark and raunchy my sense of humor. Hope you laughed a little. Already envisioning in my head so pretty now I’ll go to bed when I’m done fixing the AC. If you’re online later have a killer stream they don’t deserve you, but they should learn to serve you if they knew the truth that you’re a queen and if they know what’s good they’ll learn, don’t call you tuutz that’s just for ME.
Good night tuutz .
Respectfully,
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