

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Old man Dan in a lawn chair lean Dusty ball cap Stare so mean Boots on the rail Dog at his side Gravel in his voice Steel in his eyes [Chorus] Old man Dan is a badass man (oh yeah) Got a worn-out badge and a steady hand That gate chain rattles Last sound you’ll hear You step one foot past He makes it real clear Don’t trespass Don’t test that land You’ll be met with a gun He don’t give a damn [Verse 2] Rust-red truck by the old oak tree Mailbox dented from ‘83 “Keep out” signs shot full of holes He laughs Says “Boy That’s how it goes” (hey!) [Chorus] Old man Dan is a badass man Got a worn-out badge and a steady hand That gate chain rattles Last sound you’ll hear You step one foot past He makes it real clear Don’t trespass Don’t test that land You’ll be met with a gun He don’t give a damn [Bridge] He’s seen the dark and worse than dark Storms and sirens Flashing sparks So if you’re thinking you’ll run that fence Ask yourself once Is it worth that chance? [Chorus] Old man Dan is a badass man (badass man) Got a worn-out badge and a steady hand That gate chain rattles Last sound you’ll hear You step one foot past He makes it real clear Don’t trespass Don’t test that land You’ll be met with a gun He don’t give a damn (nah) Old man Dan is a badass man
Tags
funk, Gritty country-funk stomp with male vocals; twangy Telecaster over a swampy clav groove, lazy wah guitar fills, and a thick, swinging bass. Verses stay tight and story-driven; chorus explodes with gang shouts and stacked harmonies. Snare hits crack hard, kick leans behind the beat for swagger; brief chicken-pickin’ lick before the bridge., country
2:12
No
2/9/2026