[Verse 1]
Alarm clock screaming
Same old ceiling
Every day a copy
Of the day before
Coffee tastes like concrete
Phone buzz biting at me
Smile for the selfie
Then fall through the floor
[Chorus]
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster
Up
Down
Up
I'm over the ride (over the ride)
Hands in the air
But I'm not laughing
Cheap thrills
High bills
Panic attacks and
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster ride of life
[Verse 2]
Friends all posting highlight reels
Edited hearts and plastic feels
I'm in sweatpants
Dishes piled high
Talking to the ceiling like it talks back
Half-packed bags
Heart off track
Is this living or just getting by?
[Chorus]
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster
Up
Down
Up
I'm over the ride (over the ride)
Hands in the air
But I'm not laughing
Cheap thrills
High bills
Panic attacks and
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster ride of life
[Bridge]
But what if I jump the rails
Walk out
Follow my own trail
Skip the line
Skip the lights
Choose my lows
Choose my heights (hey!)
If this ride was built to break me
Maybe I can still escape it
Pull the plug
Kill the hype
Take back this wild
Messed-up life
[Chorus]
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster
Up
Down
Up
I'm over the ride (over the ride)
Hands in the air
But I'm not laughing
Cheap thrills
High bills
Panic attacks and
I’d rather take a bath with a toaster
Than stay on this rollercoaster ride of life
Yeah
I’m stepping off this coaster
Taking back this broken ride of life (oh yeah)