[Intro]
[ominous carnival ambience, distant crowd, record crackle]
Step into the mud pit
Big shoes, big grin, blood drip
Face paint, fangs out, tongue split
You called the chaos
I’m it (hey!)
[Verse 1]
I’m the juggalo of chaos
Chain swing, stained with the layoffs
Heads roll, bounce like payoffs
Teeth in my palm, that’s a day job
Click-clack, brain in the Ziploc
Eye in the jar, that’s TikTok
You type tough, I pick locks
Walk in your crib like it’s big stocks
Cartoon crazy, skulls in the cereal
Laugh-track playing over something ethereal
Your crew food, I’m chewing through material
Mouth full of red, punchline imperial
Dark in the soul, but I giggle when I carve
Name in your chest like I’m tagging in the yard
You spit bars, I spit shards
Make your tongue look like a deck of marked cards (woo)
[Chorus]
Juggalo of chaos, step into the freakshow
Laugh when the meat hits teeth, that’s the cheat code
Hands up high, let the paint run slow
We don’t die, we respawn at the depot
Juggalo of chaos, welcome to the deep end
Clown car full of dead ops, that’s a weekend
You want war? I got more, let the beat bend
Say my name three times
I’m your best friend (best friend)
[Verse 2]
Freestyle fiend, put a blade to the beat
Off top, off jaw, leave your bars in the street
You a meme in a mask, I’m the crack in the screen
Where the roaches crawl out in between
Battle rap backroom, chalk on the floor
You choke once, I hang a mic from your cords
Your punchlines soft, mine swing like doors
On a meat fridge, big drip, big gore
I’m the glitch in your vocaloid daydream
Cute little voice start chanting my hate speech
Turntable slice, hear the skin peel slow
Scratch so hard that the time leaks, bro
Chaos in the carnival, I’m carving a smile
From ear to ear, let it stretch for a mile
You light on style, I delight in the vile
Turn a one-round clash to a missing-person file (ha!)
[Chorus]
Juggalo of chaos, step into the freakshow
Laugh when the meat hits teeth, that’s the cheat code
Hands up high, let the paint run slow
We don’t die, we respawn at the depot
Juggalo of chaos, welcome to the deep end
Clown car full of dead ops, that’s a weekend
You want war? I got more, let the beat bend
Say my name three times
I’m your best friend (your best friend)
[Bridge]
[beat drops to dark ambient drones, echoing carnival bells]
Voices in the funhouse mirrors
All of ’em sound like me
You pray to a dim-lit ceiling
I play with the thing you call “peace”
[hardstyle kick slams back in, heavy turntable cuts]
Chaos, chaos
Paint drip over the halo
Say “stop”
I say “say less”
Then lay your whole clique in the payload (hey!)
[Chorus]
Juggalo of chaos, step into the freakshow
Laugh when the meat hits teeth, that’s the cheat code
Hands up high, let the paint run slow
We don’t die, we respawn at the depot
Juggalo of chaos, welcome to the deep end
Clown car full of dead ops, that’s a weekend
You want war? I got more, let the beat bend
Say my name three times
I’m your best friend (chaos)
KingDe4d