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Her dad stay wild, pop up late talm’ ’bout “I was round,”

Stole the cable, blame Comcast — DC brain, Philly sound.

Embarrassin’ me in Giant, yellin’ “shorty, you straight?”

Sir, stop actin’ uptown, we was raised where it ain’t.

Born in Philly, but DC raised me, I talk both sides,

Philly say “drawlin’,” DC like “aye slim, you wild.”

Clayton Bigsby logic, irony on ten,

Blind to the facts but swear they know who they is then.

Kids reckless, no filter, no pause, no grace,

Lil cuz said “why your stomach breathing?” I said “watch your face.”

Tried to lie smooth, say “I’ll be there real soon,”

Asked him what time it is — he said “around Thursday afternoon.”

Wave back at nobody, now my spirit bruised,

DC say “you good, slim?” Philly like “nah, you confused.”

Now I gotta move states, new walk, new fit,

From Philly to the DMV — still embarrassing as sh—