I see you and just have to ask,
with absolutely no Hesitation, in this situation, I ask her, Excuse me mam, hay Excuse me for a second, Hi my name is mac. Cracker I have a question,
Do you have a sunburn ? Or are you always this hot. Either way, I'd be happy to apply some, aloe Vera. to ya, A little laughter following she said im stupid and walked away. Not surprised, Next day retry,
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you and I'm melting. She's shaking her head, walking away, And the very next day I see her and i had to say, excuse me, but I think you're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Can I start over. Or borrow yours. OK let's here it she said,
Are you an alien. Because you're out of this world and I want to probe you. Her jaw dropped, i was thinkin good she's ready fer me. But she snorted laughing and walked away. Better luck tomorrow,
Here we are again, early mornin and I say,
Do you have a license. Because you're driving me wild and I want to ride shotgun.
She said get better or mine could get suspended, I'm a photographer, and I can picture us together in a sexy situation diffrent positions. What ya getting inta.
Excuse me I'm redoing this one. So I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you and I want to melt in your mouth, yess.
Her Jaw dropped, this time i said it. Yep I said perfect your ready, she's laughing and now leavin, Next day I say, Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I strip and walk by again, She said im silly, still walked away, guess what. Next day,
I want to be the reason you wake up with a smile. and a sore throat. Give you neck rubs. Laughter and she said, tell me more she said it im in, Boom like a jack rabbit I replied. Do you have a map. I just keep getting lost in your curves. See you tomorrow she said. Thought I had it.
She's got a halter top on ohh my god, she dressed sexy for me. Maybe winning.
So I tell her excuse me, but I think you're so hot, you're gonna make me spontaneously combust wanna help me keep clean.
And tgen I said. Are you a time traveler Because I see us having a future together. in bed. She's shaking her head, giggling and said, Are you a firefighter? Because you're making my heart burn and I want you to put it out. Ohhhh ohh no doubt.
Then she walked away, i don't know what to say, but found her the next day, guess what I say, Am i the one you think about when you're in bed because at night I think about how
You're so so sexy baby I'd love to get lost in your body and be the one who makes your heart skip a beat. Baby You're so hot, I'd love to feel your heat. Thumpin against me. She said im stupid and finally introduced herself. Hi I'm marry jane,,
No way I said. they call me ZigZag, can I roll you up, Gigglin she said what are we doing, let's eat, I said deal but you wanna do it infrount of these peeps, laughing she said, Do you have a library card, oh boy why I said, She replied because I want to check you out. Its on
MAC Cracker. 
