"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Twisted Tale)

Oooh, oooh

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy whisper to Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

But something wasn’t right,

So I ran into the night,

And grabbed the pistol that Daddy taught me how to fight.

Oooh, oooh

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

And it didn’t feel right in my mind

With the pistol in my hand,

I pulled the trigger on that man

But when the morning came,

I found out Daddy was gone, by my hand.

I saw Mommy crying over Daddy’s body,

Underneath the mistletoe last night

Oh, if I had only known,

That Daddy was home,

I wouldn’t have done what I did that fateful night.

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