Smoke my shiz

How am I supposed to tell you about my life,

When all the drugs that I done got my memory wiped.

Its like somethings come in my head and moved shit around,

I learn something new it pushes something old out.

Throughout my life im better when I'm smoking a spliff,

Helps me put up with the world and all of its shit.

I'm equipped with the ability to roll mad joints,

But I forget what im saying before I get to my point.

I phone my weed hoarder,

Who says I oughta order.

So I bought a sticky quarter,

To get slaughtered with your daughter.

We went around the corner,

Had a bong but no water.

Couldn't roll so I taught her,

I turned her into a stoner.

Rez and 2thumbs spittin on the mic,

smoked a bag of weed now we're high as kites.

Joint after joint makes us feel just right,

Puffin da herb makes us rhyme real tight.

Smokin non stop till we loose our sight,

We just need a bag of weed and a working light.

Watch us ignite and make the world real bright,

We'll be puffin da herb till the end of the night.

Fuck you, im guna smoke my spliff,

Take a look at my face, do you think I give a shit.

Admit it, when they legalise it,

You'll probably want a bit when I light my bif.

If I was my memory where would I be,

Would i see it flee when I smoke these leaves.

If my names on a list I'll be an absentee,

Cuz forgetting shit is my guarantee.

But in reality if you agree with me,

We should smoke legally instead of just tax free.

It helps me eat and makes me sleep

We can save the trees if we plant these seeds.

You say my weed the smell makes you heave,

Well excuse me you can always leave.

Don't sit by me and fake a cough,

There's is a choice you can go fuck off.

When I get up in the morning I make a point,

To put on sublime and smoke two joints.

Start my day feeling better than I ever can remember.

Grab my light from my pocket and I found and extra tenner.

I got the weed I got spliffs and bifs,

Gimme a joint and ill hit that shit.

Got the rainbow runtz,

With the peachy punch.

I smoke an ounce a week,

dont dream when i sleep.

This ain't no con,

Smoke like Cheech and Chong.

Or do it like the best,

Just like Red and Meth.

But 2thumbs and Rez,

More like Bill and Ted