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ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
You came in stompin' with your chest puffed out,
Five seconds later everybody heard you shout.
Tripped on air, face-first, what a sight,
Got KO'd by nothin' in the middle of the night.
Talk a big game, but your game gets smoked,
Every time you brag, it's another bad joke.
You call me out? Better watch your tone,
You'd lose rock-paper-scissors playin' all alone.
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
Circle pit! Everybody lose your mind!
Scream that shit 'til the whole room's blind!
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
You wore steel-toes to a swimming pool,
Called yourself a legend, looked like a fool.
Tried to crowd surf, nobody caught,
Hit the floor harder than your last dumb thought.
You brought a map to your own front door,
Still got lost somehow wanting more.
You missed a high five standing still,
That's Olympic-level lack of skill.
BREAK IT DOWN!
Fork!
Spoon!
Fork!
Spoon!
Who's the dork?
WHO'S THE GOON?!
Everybody scream, LET'S SHAKE THE ROOM!
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
Stomp your feet! Throw your fists in the sky!
Laugh so hard that your drink goes flyin' by!
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
You tried to mosh with an office chair,
Got folded up like laundry there.
Headbang hard till your neck goes numb,
Then forget the lyrics and start hummin'.
Now the whole crowd's yellin' every word,
The dumbest anthem anybody's heard.
Guitars screamin', drums attack,
Everybody shout that chorus back!
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
ONLY DORKS EAT SHIT WITH A FORK!
Joey yelled, "NO, YOU GOON, YOU EAT SHIT WITH A SPOON!"
FORK!
SPOON! Foo this is Joey!
FORK!
SPOON! The Bafoon!!
FORK!
SPOON! You fucking Goon !
EVERYBODY LOSE YOUR MIND!
Details
GeneratedJul 30, 2026
Duration2:47
LanguageEnglish
Style
Rap, rap, trap, beats, bassline, soul, rock, hard rock, speed metal
Credits
Prompt byBrightBolt755
ModelAria v5.5
