[Verse]
They squawk at dawn like they own the sky
Peck at crumbs just to get by
Perched on wires like they're so sly
Can't they tell we're waving goodbye
[Chorus]
Birds are dumb it's plain to see
Flapping fools up in that tree
Dropping bombs on you and me
Feathered chaos let us be
[Verse 2]
Hopping 'round with their tiny feet
Acting like the world's their feast
Mocking us with every tweet
Bird insanity will never cease
[Bridge]
Crows and pigeons plotting schemes
Breaking through our daylight dreams
Magpies stealing shiny gleam
Feathered nightmares make us scream
[Chorus]
Birds are dumb it's plain to see
Flapping fools up in that tree
Dropping bombs on you and me
Feathered chaos let us be
[Outro]
So here's to skies without their reign
Freedom from their chirping pain
No more feathers no disdain
Bird-less world’s our sweet refrain