Jooby joo

Jooby, jooby joo,

Jooby, jooby—

Jooby jooby joooo!

How many drops

Have youuuuu…

Jooby, jooby joo,

Side step to the left!

Jooby, jooby joo,

Side step to the right!

Still on the line of scrimmage,

You're still in plain sight!

Everybody knows

You're not getting the ball tonight!

JOOOOBY JOOBY JOO!

Jooby, jooby—

Jooby joooo!

Quarterback screaming,

Coach is losing his mind!

The ball hit your hands

But you left it behind!

JOOBY JOOBY JOO!

Side step to the left!

Side step to the right!

Fake out the defender—

Then fall down on sight!

How many drops

Have youuuuu…

TONIGHT?!

Jooooby… jooby… jooooo…

GOD DAMN YOOOOOUUUUUU!