[intro]
[spoken]
Ugh, I need a new couch.
I really need a new lot of things.
I’m turning into a grouch.
[musical swell with synths and bass]
[chorus]
Fuck, I need a new life.
Can I press reset, start over?
Cut away the strife.
Back to '84, just after October—
Knowing the game, I'd even the score,
Wont let this round end like before.
[instrumental break]
[Verse 1]
Just one more round, a second run.
I’ll become this game’s number one!
Won’t necessarily be cheating,
'Cause it’s not a game I’m beating.
[chorus]
Ugh, I need a new couch.
I really need a new lot of things.
I’m turning into a grouch.
Fuck, I need a new life.
Can I press reset, start over?
Cut away the strife.
Back to '84, just after October—
[Pre-Bridge]
Looking back retrospectively, to things I would’ve done differently.
That’s me speaking objectively—
Next time, I’ll move more effectively.
[instrumental bridge with build, swell and beat drop]
[Grand Bridge]
[uptempo]
Looking back retrospectively,
There’s things I would’ve done differently.
That’s me speaking objectively—
Next time, I’ll move more effectively.
Like hittin’ reset, back to '84, you’ll see.
Lifes a game, and I’ll play it strategically,
No more mistakes, I’d level up, everyone would agree.
[chorus]
Ugh, I need a new couch.
I really need a new lot of things.
I’m turning into a grouch.
Fuck, I need a new life.
Can I press reset, start over?
Cut away the strife.
Back to '84, just after October—
[Verse 3]
Before even chores.
Back to 84!
Back when things were bolder.
Give me that one chance to start over.
Back to 84 right after October.
[chorus]
Fuck, I need a new life.
Can I press reset, start over?
Cut away the strife.
Back to '84, just after October—
Knowing the game, I'd even the score,
Wont let this round end like before.
[Outro]
God I’m a grouch.
And I still need that new couch.
I’m a goddamn grouch!
I need to get that fucking couch!
