Drew smack

(Verse 1)
Jenny talkin’ big game in the kitchen again,
Sayin’ she the champ, yeah she tryna win.
Pointin’ fingers, actin’ all tough and cuter,
Till I gave her a tap with my boot — computer reboot her.

(Pre-Chorus)
Not mean, not wild, just sexy-style sass,
Like a Looney Tune scene — “boing!” — she lands on the grass.
No harm done, just dramatic scootin’,
She popped back up like, “Drew, why you bootin’ my cootin?”

(Chorus)
Don’t start with Jenny if you can’t take the joke,
We clownin’, we laugh, nobody’s broke.
One little tap on her cooter and she’s yellin’, “Soooo rude to boot my cooter!”
But five seconds later we both crack up, dude.
It’s all fun and games in this crazy crew,
She knows I’m jokin’ — I’m Drew, not a villain in a cartoon zoo.

(Verse 2)
She swung a pillow like she’s in WWE,
Missed by a mile, now she lookin’ at me. Like come to the room.
I said, “You sure?” with a grin so sly, lifting my shirt up as she asks "Why?"
Next thing you know — cartoon dust in the sky.

(Bridge)
No villains here, no harm in sight,
Just goofy energy on a Friday night.
She rolls her eyes but she can’t stay mad, as I take her in the room and give her that Drew smack,
‘Cause honestly? It wasn’t even that bad.
Kicking her in her cooty as I use something else for her bootin' 
(Final Chorus)
Don’t start with Jenny if you can’t take the tease,
We’re laughin’ so hard we’re down on our knees.
All jokes, all smiles, that’s how we do,
Little tap-tap — then “I’m loving you and that amazing Drew smack”
But by the end we’re cool as can be,
That’s just Drew and Jenny comedy.

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