Jabari's Lament

Jabari think he fire, but he lukewarm soup,

Talk big game, but his jump shot go *poof*.

Tryna flex on me, rocking fake Gucci boots,

Wardrobe lookin’ thrifted, straight out the group.

You a myth like Atlantis, lost and unseen,

Claiming you a king, but no crown in your dreams.

Spitting weak bars, man, your rhymes got seams,

Patchwork flow unraveling at the seams.

Oh, Jabari, why you try so hard?

Falling off quicker than a broke-down car.

Oh, Jabari, don’t take it to heart,

You ain't built for this, better play your part.

Said he got a girl, but I’ve never seen her face,

She a hologram, bro, stuck in cyberspace.

Swipe left energy, zero charm in the race,

Even Siri won’t call back—what a disgrace.

Your Wi-Fi weak, connection unstable,

Stealing neighbor’s bandwidth, cutting the cable.

Tried to diss me once, bro, that was a fable,

Your rhymes preschool, mine graduate label.

Your playlist all skips, not a bop in the mix,

Claim you got tricks, but you juggling bricks.

Fantasies big, but your pockets so thin,

Dreaming of yachts while you drowning in sins.