Buffalo Boy

Spilled in a sea of fiery red, a tale quite strange and bold

Hayden’s a slut, with a cracking butt

Young dumb and full of hagrid

He was chasing flavors, dreams coated in spice

A man with a hunger for something nice

Laughed with his mates, unaware of the cost

In a pool of buffalo, he was lost

Oh, the heat was rising, and the sauce was thick

Hay ninny nonny

A daring adventure that got too quick

Hay ninny nonny

Now he's submerged in the tangy abyss

Hay ninny nonny

Drowned in the sauce, a moment of bliss

Hey ninny nonny

Buffalo man, lost in the sauce

Drowned in the flavor, paid the cost

Spicy tides took him away

In the fiery dance where he couldn't stay

Ninny nonny won’t you stay

Military boots he’s super gay

Sizzling memories in a crimson flood

A flavor he loved, misunderstood

From the wings to the deep unknown

In the buffalo sea, forever his throne

So beware the temptations of fiery delight

Some battles are better with no fight

But he’s a legend in the sauce’s dance

The man who drowned in buffalo’s trance