INTRO — (spoken, calm, funny)
Whoever invented the gutter…
man… they were smart.
They saved homes… they saved roofs…
but they definitely weren’t the one climbing a ladder in the rain.
I’ll tell you that right now.
🎵 VERSE 1 — (light beat, storytelling)
Gutters look so harmless
‘til the leaves come down.
‘Til the rain starts pooling
and the water hits the ground.
Every homeowner’s thinking,
“Yeah… I’ll clean it next week.”
Then next week comes…
and now the downspout doesn’t speak.
Overflow’s pouring like a waterfall show,
and your foundation’s screaming,
“No more, bro!”
So you look at the ladder…
then look at the gutter…
and you whisper to yourself,
“There’s gotta be someone tougher…”
🎵 CHORUS — (catchy, bouncy, repeats well)
Whoever invented gutters…
didn’t clean ‘em, I swear.
Didn’t hang off the roof,
didn’t breathe cold air.
Whoever invented gutters…
probably stayed on the ground.
Lucky for the Valley…
we’re the ones climbing around.
(repeat shorter)
Whoever invented gutters…
sure wasn’t up here.
But we are.
Chippewa Valley Gutter Cleaning, LLC.
🎵 VERSE 2 — (faster, funnier)
It’s always the same story,
the classic Midwest dance —
A storm hits hard
and your gutters don’t stand a chance.
You’re pointing at the roof like,
“That ain’t right…”
Your wife’s looking back like,
“Call someone tonight.”
Clogs get packed,
the leaves get stuck,
you’re thinking it’s a chore
but it’s really your luck —
‘Cause there’s a crew in the Valley
that lives for this grind,
climbing roofs in the cold
like we don’t even mind.
🎵 PRE-CHORUS — (smooth)
We scoop, flush, clear,
make the water flow right.
We keep homes safe
every storm, every night.
🎵 CHORUS (FULL)
Whoever invented gutters…
didn’t clean ‘em, I swear.
Didn’t hang off a roof,
didn’t freeze in the air.
Whoever invented gutters…
probably stayed on the ground.
Lucky for Wisconsin…
we’re the ones climbing around.
Whoever invented gutters…
sure wasn’t up here.
But we are.
Chippewa Valley Gutter Cleaning, LLC.
🎵 BRIDGE — (emotional, proud)
Somebody had to take the job
nobody wanted.
Somebody had to show up
even when the weather haunted.
Somebody had to clear the mess
left by fall and rain…
so homeowners could relax,
and businesses stay sane.
That somebody’s us.
Every season.
Every year.
🎵 FINAL CHORUS — (big ending)
Whoever invented gutters…
bless their brilliant name —
but whoever cleans gutters…
that’s a whole different game.
And in the Chippewa Valley,
we play it better than the rest.
Chippewa Valley Gutter Cleaning, LLC —
where your gutters get the best.
(soft echo)
…whoever invented gutters…
…definitely wasn’t up here…
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