Eighteen Wheels, Seven Open Tabs

[Verse 1]
Missed my exit
’Cause I read a sign
Then read three more
Then forgot mine
Got a podcast playin’
On a podcast too
Tryin’ to shift this rig
And my brain’s still in school
[Chorus]
I got eighteen wheels, seven open tabs
Half a tank of coffee and a mind that grabs
Every little billboard, cloud and crack
I start one thought, then I lose that track
White lines blur in a jittery stream
I’m haulin’ freight and half-baked schemes
Yeah, I’m a truck drivin’, squirrel chasin’ fiend
With an ADHD daydream machine (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
Dispatcher calls
I just hum along
Forgot to answer
But I wrote this song
Got a load of lumber
And a load of “what if?”
Like what if I just
Open my own cat café… in Memphis?
[Chorus]
I got eighteen wheels, seven open tabs
Half a tank of coffee and a mind that grabs
Every little billboard, cloud and crack
I start one thought, then I lose that track
White lines blur in a jittery stream
I’m haulin’ freight and half-baked schemes
Yeah, I’m a truck drivin’, squirrel chasin’ fiend
With an ADHD daydream machine
[Bridge]
Doctor said, “Son, your brain runs hot”
I said, “Good thing, doc, this job needs a lot”
Of late-night lanes and wide awake eyes
Some folks call it chaos
I call it my drive (hey!)
[Chorus]
I got eighteen wheels, seven open tabs
Half a tank of coffee and a mind that grabs
Every little billboard, cloud and crack
I start one thought, then I bounce right back
White lines blur in a jittery stream
I’m haulin’ freight and half-baked schemes
Yeah, I’m a proud, loud, wired-up machine
Outlaw heart with a restless beam (oh yeah)
Truck drivin’, squirrel chasin’ fiend
With an ADHD daydream machine

country, Modern outlaw country with a comic edge; deep raspy male vocals bone-dry and upfront, twangy baritone guitar riff as the main hook. Big stomping floor-tom and boot percussion, loose barroom bass, and occasional honky-tonk piano licks. Verses lean sparse and spoken-sung, chorus widens with gang vocals and claps. Bridge strips down to vocal, guitar, and heel-stomp before a rowdy final chorus., male vocals, comic, outlaw country, deep