

Prompt / Lyrics
[START: Rhythm. E-Gitarren-Riff/Driving Beat] [Verse 1] I check my phone, just for a moment, There it is, the mandatory component. Always these updates, mostly just junk, Why can’t they ship it whole, making it stunk? Suddenly things stop, they don't work, Another call to support, playing the jerk. No answer, just a bot reply, Going in circles, a waste of life, oh my! [Pre-Chorus] It starts so small, just a tiny sign, A pop-up window, says "You must align." I try to ignore it, push it away, But it keeps coming back to ruin my day! [Chorus] Updates here, Update there, Why, oh why, can't they just care? It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time, I wanted to spend energy on a different climb. Update, Update, the constant dread, In the end, nothing works, everything is dead! A sudden Bluescreen because of the new patch, They finally succeeded, nothing left to catch! [Verse 2] Access denied. System freeze, before the screen. Critical process interrupted. A nasty scene. Performance degraded. What is malfunction? Error message displayed. Needs correction. “Update sequence commencing.” A prompt so cold. Scheduling conflict. Cannot be controlled. Time calculation: Hours until completion. Energy level low. Cancelling re-initiation. Self-restraint module active. Nearly failed. Object ejection prevented. Firewall upheld. [Pre-Chorus] It starts so small, just a tiny sign, A pop-up window, says "You must align." I try to ignore it, push it away, But it keeps coming back to ruin my day! [Chorus] Updates here, Update there, Why, oh why, can't they just care? It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time, I wanted to spend energy on a different climb. Update, Update, the constant dread, In the end, nothing works, everything is dead! A sudden Bluescreen because of the new patch, They finally succeeded, nothing left to catch! [Bridge] Time for a stream, what is on the menu? Sims 4 wants to start, avenue! Doesn't work! What's blocking the way? An Update? No! It wasn't long ago, I pray! Another connected program? It updates and wails! (Shoutout): I just wanna play! Everything is done, but it still won't run, It’s driving me crazy, the battle is won (by the update)! [Pre-Chorus] It starts so small, just a tiny sign, A pop-up window, says "You must align." I try to ignore it, push it away, But it keeps coming back to ruin my day! [Chorus] Updates here, Update there, Why, oh why, can't they just care? It gets on my nerves, wasting precious time, I wanted to spend energy on a different climb. Update, Update, the constant dread, In the end, nothing works, everything is dead! A sudden Bluescreen because of the new patch, They finally succeeded, nothing left to catch! [Refrain / Outro] Updates – who invented this mess? Updates – now everything is less! Bluescreen – Oh great, this is the end! The end is nigh! Update Crash! And now a total Blackout! This will be the end of technology! That destroys itself, one day we will see! Error! Error! Error! Zzzzz!
Tags
nu metal/electro-rock. treibendes intro: e-gitarren-riff. verse rap, chorus melodie. FX: robot v2, hart crash.
4:34
No
11/13/2025