[Verse 1]
Charlie sittin’ on the porch
Man
He lookin’ real low (oo-yeah!)
Used to sip that Pepper
Now his wife said
“No!” (no-no-no!)
Can’t pop that fizz
Can’t taste that sweet (mmm-hmm)
Now the man’s got a shuffle in his two left feet
[Chorus]
Oh
No more Pepper
No more fizz (no more!)
She took his joy
Now he don’t know what this is (what this is!)
Charlie’s blues
They cut so deep
They sting (sting!)
Doctor Pepper ain’t no longer his thing (oh, no!)
[Verse 2]
Charlie dreamin’ ‘bout that can
Cold and brown (so cold!)
But his wife put the hammer on his sugar town (bam!)
She said
“Charlie
Baby
It’s bad for your health” (bad, bad!)
Now he’s talkin’ to the fridge like it’s someone else
[Prechorus]
Ooo
That caramel bite
Ooo
That spicy glow
He’s got a soda-shaped hole
But he’s gotta let it go (let it go!)
[Chorus]
Oh
No more Pepper
No more fizz (no more!)
She took his joy
Now he don’t know what this is (what this is!)
Charlie’s blues
They cut so deep
They sting (sting!)
Doctor Pepper ain’t no longer his thing (uh-huh!)
[Bridge]
“Baby
Just one sip?” he pleads and he begs (please!)
She said
“Charlie
Don’t make me break your legs!” (oh no!)
Now he’s sneakin’ to the store
Tryin’ to be slick (uh-oh!)
But she caught him red-handed with that 20-ounce quick!