Bite Me!

(Spoken intro over a low growl of bass)

Oh come on…

You’re brooding again?

Yeah, yeah …cursed blood, silver…full moon, tragic past.

Blah blah blah,

Bite me.

Verse 1

I’ve heard this speech a dozen times…

“I’m a Monster, Babe.

I won’t cross the line.”

Pre-Chorus

Save it, honey… I’ve heard the lore,

I’m not scared, you’ll bite me

I’m just bored.

Chorus

Turn me, baby, skip the show,

All your drama?

Yeah, I already know.

Tortured soul, ancient feud, boo-hoo

Turn me, turn me, I wanna be like you.

(Spoken: “well better than you actually)

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Verse 2

You say you’ll lose control again,

Cool…same when we first met.

You called it curse, I called it my shot,

I’ve had worse dates,

And well …you’re not that hot.

Pre-Chorus

Stop the warnings, drop the act,

Just commit …

I’ll sign the pact.

Chorus

Turn me, baby, skip the show,

All your drama? Yeah, I know.

Lonely beast oh god, boo hoo

Turn me, turn me, I wanna be like you.

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Bridge (half-spoken, rolling eyes)

Put your shirt back on.

You look better in the dark anyway …

(beat kicks back in)

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Final Chorus / Outro

Turn me, baby, what’s the fear?

I’m right here, the coast is clear.

All your problems, blah blah boo…

Turn me, turn me, then I’m over you.

(laughs into mic as beat fades)

Seriously.

(Spoken intro. beat building, dry humor)

Oh, here we go again.

Full moon, tragic sigh, shirt half-open.

Yeah, yeah…

cursed blood, eternal pain, blah blah blah.

Just bite me already