[Intro]
World three-eighteen
Varrock spawn
Broke and mean
Mind runes
Torn robes
I was raised by these cobblestones
[Verse 1]
Splashing guards by the east bank wall
Rusty staff
But I hit like a god
Blue wiz hat and a dream for a skull
(type "risk?" then I drag you off)
Bank-booth ghosts
Eyes on my cash
GE steps
That sandstone slab
"Clean your set
I’ll trim it fast"
You log back in
And your gear’s in my stash
[Chorus]
This is my wilderness
This is my home
Skulls in the snow
Turn your pixels to bones
From Varrock square to the edge-of-map throne
If you see my trade window
You walk out broke
Mage book open like a spellbound knife
Ancient ice on your last heart slice
Pray flick
Misclick
Log if you can
In this wilderness
I am the scam
[Verse 2]
Grand Exchange
That auction arena
"Doubling gold" with a halo of hyenas
Spam so fast that the chat goes black
You blink once
Your bank don’t come back
Maxed cape flex in a bronze plate skirt
Lure you north past the warning blur
"Just a clue step
One quick turn"
White dots bloom
And your prayer points burn
[Breakdown]
Step in deep
One tile more
(read the skull!)
You’re not safe past forty-four
(you shoulda scrolled!)
Frozen feet on the lava shore
I cast once
You never teleport
[Chorus]
This is my wilderness
This is my home
Skulls in the snow
Turn your pixels to bones
From Varrock square to the edge-of-map throne
If you see my trade window
You walk out broke
Mage book open like a spellbound knife
Ancient ice on your last heart slice
Pray flick
Misclick
Log if you can
In this wilderness
I am the scam
[Outro]
World three-eighteen
If I say "trust trade"
You better log out
Or you’re trading your soul for my name on your grave (hey!)