Angry Hubby Larry's No Crape Rap

Yo, this one’s for Larry, the angry hubby on the block,

Takin' no crap, he's got that cocky talk,

Kim's by his side, puttin' up with all that funk,

Let’s go!

Larry’s pissed off, fury burnin’ real hot,

No patience left, he’s reached his top spot,

Mama Kim, she’s cool, with her hips and lips,

Even with the smell, she loves his crazy flips.

We miss grandma, grandma, got that gentle grace,

But Larry's rage, man, it’s all over the place,

No more jokes about the corn, that’s so corny,

Hate that, but I gotta be honest, I stay horny.

Angry hubby Larry, takin’ no crap,

Got that mean green, like my warpath trap,

Don’t push him, don’t test his patience,

He’s mad as hell, but he’s on a valiant mission.

Shit’s explosive, Hershey squirts in my belly,

Kim's got the booty, hips, lips, she sell me,

But I love her, yeah, she’s my queen,

Even if the smell’s like a rotten barbecue, you know what I mean?

Larry’s goin’ insane, no jail, just pain,

Rap’s about the madness, crazy as the rain,

Love my wife, she’s my life and my main,

But damn, this stank! So I gotta, I gotta, refrain.