Welcome, everyone to puzzle park! Lights and magic, it's a work of art! When you enter here, the fun will start, your MINE, you'll never part!! Oh it's gonna be so much fun. Getting to watch you pay for all you've done!! 3 2 1. There's wondrous fun and games inside attractions big and small, like our 100 foot tall mega slide THAT SPLATS YOU ON THE WALL. Not so fast! Stop right there!! You better be prepared!! Because we'll end this when we find your secret LAIR! I'm having fun, let's stay! Cut it out! Theirs no time to waste! He's just this way. Today we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay!! Step right up, my friends, to puzzle park!! Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside. This ride, is right about to start! Don't take my word for it! Take it from US!! The food here is a must. In addition with your ticket, you get puzzle vision plus! Try the gift shop you can't miss it! And get yourself a plush Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust! Evil demons go to hell!! Ugh, this really isn't going well, we don't have much more ground to trend, the engine toom is straight ahead!! Step right up, my friends to puzzle park! Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside. This ride is right about to start! Well it took you a while to find out, but you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now. We've got to end this ride! You go left! I go right! Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side! YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IM HERE AND ACT LIKE YOUR IN CHARGE I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DODGE A BARRAGE OF FLAMING ROCKETS AND TELL ME YOU'RE FEELING LARGE!! You're as good as evicted! Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us! You've just been tried and convicted! You think you've won?? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood!! Your liver are as good as done!! No stop! I know thers a scared little child inside you. He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you. It's not too late reach out and take my hand, and we can change your fate! Oh, meggy dear. That child is gone... six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!! Step right up, my friends, to puzzle park! Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside!! THIS RIDE IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START!!
